Tuesday, September 26, 2006

hi waste


okay, this happened to me a little while ago, but something about it struck me as so odd that it has lingered.

i was complimented on the high waist of my jeans.

now i am not one of those pretty girls that tries to dress ugly or make her own clothes. i wear things, the same things, forever until they can't be worn. this means sometimes they may be hip to you kids and sometimes they may not, but its the same freakin pair of pants. i had some rock n roller dude compliment the high waist of my pants and i was so confused i just walked away.

i don't consider my pants to have a high waist at all. so this leads me to believe that fashion has now made acceptable the exposure of ass crack (i heard the term "coin slot" used to describe this phenomenon) and pubic hair, so my waist is high by comparison. i didn't like this dude thinking i was making a statement. i'm just wearing these nice pants that cover my butt and pubic region in their entirety, thank you very much. now go check your hair in the bathroom, ladyboy.

oh hell.


okay.

i don't think i can be held responsible for my actions if something this cute is allowed to exist. this is so cute it actually brings me to anger.

hella baby manx.

Sunday, September 24, 2006

adorable freaks


oddly enough, in two days i have seen three freak cats. yesterday, the cat i saw had a stump for a tail and when it was trying to balance or when it was irritated it wagged it like a dog. today, i saw ANOTHER seperate and unrelated cat with a stump for a tail. it let me grab its stump tail and did not seem to mind. at this same house i saw a cat with 4 or so extra digits on each paw, so its paddle-esque paws appeared to have thumbs. i liked thinking about all of the mischief this cat might get into with those opposable thumbs not the least of which would involve tampering with the prescriptions in master's bathroom cabinet and giving organ lessons. i learned that these cats are called polydactl cats and i was told that ernest hemmingway had an island of them. tonight when i got home i looked them up on wiki and it looks like the hemmingway bit wasn't a joke.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Polydactyl_cat

the photos there are nothing. the cat i saw tonight had ping pong paddles for paws. this photo i found online better illustrates how weird these things look. i want a stump tailed cat. a fat one.

Friday, September 08, 2006

HAPPY BIRTHDAY!

today is my man's birthday. this gag goes out to him:


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and this:

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other than that, i have been in a pretty pissed off mood constantly. my computer has not worked well. it is in the shop right now. i had a blog i was writing, but it is on the desktop of that computer. it mostly was about how frustrated i have been with apple, the quality of product and the customer service, but i think the fact that i can't publish that blog because it is on my broken, waiting for parts, not even two months old compubot speaks for that. i am trying not to type fuck so much. but fuck.

school is back in session. i can't get out of my summer mindset, i don't want to do much. where is my passion? i painted tonight and i am getting some work done. but i am tired and just want to go home and make myself a drink. i thought i would take a quick break to check my email in the student lab. (see, cause i can't do that at home anymore.) but i don't think i'll get too many more hours in today. i already but in 5 or 6, and i'll be in there all weekend. i found some amazing children's poems on the back of some fax sheets at work, i will scan them and post them once i have a laptop again. they cheer me up. i have been working a ton on the website of the gallery i am running. it looks good, if you are my friend and want the address you should write me for it sometime. i am proud of it.

man this blog is so worthless. and someone who fucking reeks just sat behind me. jeebus. let's end this on an upnote.

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i know i already posted this photo before, but this little guy always makes me so very, very happy. i wish i could take this snuggler home.