nonchalant fight to the death, midwestern style

home for the holidays, eh? if you are looking for trouble you know where to find me. or, ninja that i am, perhaps i will find you?

perhaps i already have.

perhaps not, my friend. perhaps not.

perhaps.

but then what if i am looking at you right now? quickly! minimize that unfortunate website. i understand, you accidentally clicked on an ad. come on, please minimize while i am threatening you with my friendship.

seek me in your darkest fears! look about you in desperation as i casually assess you! are you fit to live? fit to drink and fight? perhaps you will survive.

this time.

perhaps not!

its hard being so suavely uncertain.

or is it?

dammit.

for all of the maneagles, eaglemen, wolfhorses, & beerbots out there

once my final paper is written and turned in this week, i will have more time to post for all of my many friends. for now please enjoy this gift.


the spirit-quenching MANEAGLE
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the muy introspective EAGLEMAN
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the awe-inspiring WOLFHORSE
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and who can forget the lovable BEERBOT

not just cartoons. woods also does paintings.

"Britney spears is a a pop diva with a heart of gold. Woods has explored the goddess and the maiden in her paintings of Britney. As the beautiful Hindu deity Lakshmi the goddess of prosperity, purity, generosity, and charm she shines. As a symbol of maidenhood, purity and the feminine she has a cat and the new moon to indicate her youth and power."

home schooling

i found these cartoons on a site for people that homeschool their children. they are by allison woods. she is reminiscent of the genius of hagen. great forces at work here, people.







i barely understand what's going on here. thanks for nothing, public schools. give me my lessons with a sweet dose of barely intelligible comedy any day.