nonchalant fight to the death, midwestern style

home for the holidays, eh? if you are looking for trouble you know where to find me. or, ninja that i am, perhaps i will find you?

perhaps i already have.

perhaps not, my friend. perhaps not.

perhaps.

but then what if i am looking at you right now? quickly! minimize that unfortunate website. i understand, you accidentally clicked on an ad. come on, please minimize while i am threatening you with my friendship.

seek me in your darkest fears! look about you in desperation as i casually assess you! are you fit to live? fit to drink and fight? perhaps you will survive.

this time.

perhaps not!

its hard being so suavely uncertain.

or is it?

dammit.