romantic tv teaches me 2 lessons
1. there is a local news anchor named rod wood. (in the same vein, i watched part of moonstruck on sunday and the original music was provided by dick hyman.) i am 12 years old.
2. a man was on a talk show because he kept getting his wife pregnant to trap her in the marriage. one of the ways he did this was having sex with her while she slept.
STEVE
Steve reveals how it happened. "She can be a pretty heavy sleeper at times. I thought it would be fun to see if I could do it without waking her up," he explains. "My motive wasn't to get her pregnant. I was just loving her and being her husband. I don't want Mary to feel like she's been violated."
2. a man was on a talk show because he kept getting his wife pregnant to trap her in the marriage. one of the ways he did this was having sex with her while she slept.
STEVE
Steve reveals how it happened. "She can be a pretty heavy sleeper at times. I thought it would be fun to see if I could do it without waking her up," he explains. "My motive wasn't to get her pregnant. I was just loving her and being her husband. I don't want Mary to feel like she's been violated."
posted by casual ninja at 3:19 PM
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Steve is a good man. There is an architect restoring a house near our apartment named Peter Dick. I laugh every time I see Dick Hyman's name on movie credits. Did you know he has a son named Boner Uterus? His nickname is Uncle Bill.
excrement p. tittsalot,
i will be home over christmas and new years... i haven't bought tickets yet, but i plan to be home for a week or two. i'll write you an email once i know more.
your friend,
poop shoot
Nuttsack Q. Diddlefuck and Shitballs Jizzlehymen Jr.,
I will see both of you on New Year's Eve. Probably.
Count Dickula Fuckenstein of Titmouse County here. Me and the lady will only be away from Lincoln around X-mas and X-mas Eve. Xtra cool times are to be Xpected.
Which brings to mind one of my favorite Achewood's ever.
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