welcome to my bee-laden tent! (alternately titled: usa tents osama bee-laden)

classes start monday. i went to a welcome fair today. welcome tent would perhaps be more appropriate. there was punch and muffins covered in bees. holy shit those bees love their muffins! i got some pamplets and a bottle opener keychain. the keychain will see the most use. i can't wait to get it home and start opening things. i'm not allowed to register for classes until tomorrow. that's right. the absolute first day i can register is not quite a full 3 days before classes start. thank god i got here a month early so i could sit on my ass, not accomplishing anything until the weekend classes start. this system is ridiculously designed. everything i need to do as a new student relies on my being registered for classes. they foully insure that all the same assholes are trying to do the same things over the same 3 days. what fuckmouths. there is a mandatory orientation today for new visual and performing arts graduate students . i am looking forward to that even though i know i really shouldn't. i'm guessing it will be useless and demeaning, but there has been such a lack of structure or official welcome since i got here i am thankful for what i can get at this point. i have been putting in hours at my assistantship at the drama department this week so i won't have to go in next week. my job seems like it will be pretty great. this week was mostly just getting me into the system and sort of introducing me to the job. essentially i will design all of the posters and programs for the drama department in exchange for full tuition and a stipend. it is a sweet, delicious deal and i can't believe i got this lucky. there is quite a bit more work involved in the process than i had anticipated, but i am actually looking forward to it. well, i must run and find some shorts with my school's name on the ass cheeks. i can't wait for my ass to finally get it's glory! back off mouth, you've had your turn! it's the bootie's time to get a word.

shine on fair rump. shine on.